Have you seen 'Avatar'...alternatively....are you alive?
Carol's best pal, Janet, leader and head honcho of Hillingson Cats Protection had some growth thingy on her face. 'It's not cancer' said the Doc, 'it's a thing that mimics cancer'.
Mimics?....I thought ventriloquists did the mimicking.....'You have cancer of the ventriloquist and will die shortly'
Anyroad, the doctors removed it and gave her blue stitches. The left side of her face is blue. As I quite fancied that 'Avatar' 8 feet tall with a tail babe I have chosen to remain silent on the matter.....
In the meantime, one of my driving students is a Chef.
He is young and talented in the Chef business.
I know he is young mainly because I am not, I know he's talented because he makes me things to eat and they taste good - or occasionally GREAT!
Precisely what I am eating is often a mystery but, as it tastes good, I am happy.
One day he burst into tears in the middle of a lesson.
It turned out he was being bullied at work by the Head Chef and pretty much everyone else that worked there.
After suffering health difficulties early in life to do with the heart - well sorted now - he ended up being very quiet and quite insular - he hasn't got a multitude of pals.
I like this lad very much. He could never be my daughters boyfriend because he is too young (and besides I like Max enormously anyway) however, if he was older and was my daughters boyfriend I would be well chuffed.
He is kind and gentle.
I arranged an interview at my local pub - as I'm teaching the landlady to drive. Her 'partner' is the Chef - with a very good background too - he 'Cheffed' at a couple of major London Hotels before managing the kitchen at Number 10 Downing Street (disappointingly failing to poison the Prime Minister)
He will be starting in a couple of weeks.
Driving Instructor, Social Worker (several of my students) and now....Employment Agency.
All in one car.
I'm bloody good I am.
Good luck Craig...you well deserve a break young man.
Laters and let's be careful out there eh?
ps...'Torchwood' is fucking awesome!!!!.....more soon