Friday, 15 July 2011

Fat Kids

Now look.

Saying someone is 'fat' is now classed as politically incorrect.

Shame.

You're fat. FAT FAT FAT.

Fat means you are eating too much and you are on the way to heart problems and diabetes and such like..


I am 'overweight'. I need to lose about 2 stone. I am not yet obese but, compared to healthy people, I AM fat. At least fat(ish)

Do I have a problem with anyone sayng I'm fat?

Yep. I'm not. At least not in comparison to so many kids and parents who wobble along our streets every day of the week.

Compared to them I'm a male Kate Moss.

You can't say 'fat' Dinners...it upsets them.

DILLIGAF?

Look you FAT piece of lard. Lose weight. FAT is NOT attractive. If you are FAT you are NOT attractive to anyone unless they are slightly perverted and have a perversion for 'fatness'.

At 53 I have a bit of a 'tummy'....possibly years of glorious alcohol abuse or possibly because I am now middle aged and the only excercise I get is blinking occasionally....I could mention many many many curries but that is probably a 'given' in my case..

If you have a child who is obese you are both stupid and cruel (unless in the highly unlikely eventuality they have a genuine problem that includes obesity)

99% of children are FAT because their parents have allowed them to be FAT and, are probably FAT themselves.

Some Doctor has suggested 'fat kids' need to be taken away from their parents and 'slimmed down'.

I agree.

FAT is not physically or visually attractive. Sorry Beth Ditto. Great voice but you are a tub of lard. Perhaps more to the point it's down right unhealthy.......

Now.

Slightly delicate territory here.

My bestest pal and baby bro, Barnsley Sime, is not small by any estimation.

He would even openly admit that he is not slim...indeed...he would openly admit that he is FAT....Very obese actually.

I love the guy. He is my baby bro.

He is, however, going to die before me (probably).

Why?

He is very FAT.

Admitedly a Scooter accident resulting in him almost losing his foot and restricting his mobility has hardly helped....

As I said above...there are exceptions to why people become obese.....however...there are also ways of addressing obesity even in extremiss.

Getting excercise when you can't walk much is somewhat tricky at best.

I believe Sime was 'big lad' before his accident so obesity was only around the corner and avoiding said corner was nigh on impossible after the accident...or was it?

I can't preach.

My belly stops me from preaching. My insatiable consumption of curry stops me from preaching.

I can change things.

Sime - with considerably more difficulty than me - can change things. FAT adults can change things should they so desire.

Even if, for medical reasons or circumstances they can't - or find it impossible to....

Kids can't.

If their parents - mainly fatties in my experience - continue to allow their kids to become increasingly 'fatties' then, albeit they love their kids, they have lost the right to keep them.

The current 'politically correct' world we live in is allowing parents who are, usually, fat, to make their kids fat as well.

That is unforgivable. It is 'child abuse'.

Be fat and happy by all means but don't visit your 'fatness' on your kids.

Am I in trouble again?...Probably...

Still...in the world we live in I am categorised as 'FAT' so if a 'fattie' can't say this who the fuck can???

DILLIGAF!

34 comments:

  1. Two stones (28 lbs.) is hardly overweight. When we think of fat or obese we think of someone losing an entire person just to look half way presentable. There are so many out there eating themselves to death. It's estimated that 25% of U.S. school children are overweight. Why? Because schools got rid of their playgrounds and eliminated physical education. Not to mention the addition of vending machines in schools. Computer and video games haven't helped our either.

    As for me I'd blow away in a strong breeze but that has helped in fitting into the tight spaces required in hazardous waste.

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  2. Me FAT? No weigh!

    I will however admit to being PHAT ;-)

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  3. Heard a woman complaining about her "chubby" kids one time but somehow she could not connect her kid's weight problem and the fact he bragged about being "so busy" that her kids ate McDonald's food three our of the five nights during a work week.

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  4. I don't screw fat chicks, I won't even go out with them, and I don't mean obese, lady, if your gut sticks out farther than your tits I'm not interested in you.

    Sime has just one problem, his love of food, I suggest that he gets the fuck over his love of food and find another interest.

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  5. Sime has just one problem, his love of food, I suggest that he gets the fuck over his love of food and find another interest.

    Like fucking.

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  6. It's all psychological. I'm not fat because I smoke. That'll kill me instead. I used to drink a lot of alcohol and always blamed myself. One day I realized that I had always done the right thing - even getting comatose. Why? Because it was the only way I could avoid doing worse things like fucking up other people because of the fuck up way I was brought up. Love kids AND respect them and deal with your OWN problems. That's how not to make your kids FAAAAAAT. (That's a fat version of fat.) As for poor old Barnsley Sime who seems to have been dragged into this he looks like an extremely affable fellow to me. Do I care about fat? Nah. Would I sleep with a fat lady? Nah. (Well I did once but hey that was because I was drunk.)

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  7. Would I sleep with a fat lady? Nah. (Well I did once but hey that was because I was drunk.)

    Oh yeah, one up me. :-)

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  8. Wait, I have a come back, one night when drunk I screwed the ugliest chick on the island. Had to sell my car for an airplane ticket.

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  9. I met the lead singer of Bad Manners - what was his name? - once. He used to run a restaurant in Margate for some years and I fell in there one day with a mate or two back in the old days. He was very nice, considering the state we were in

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  10. Here is Billy Connolly's version of 'fat people' :-

    http://youtu.be/27TA8cgcfYk

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  11. Demeur : I'd still blow away in a hurricane!...;-)

    Parents who allow their kids to become obese are scum...they love their kids for sure...but too much....if education means removing their kids then so be it. Sometimes life has to hurt eh?

    Stu : Phat bastard!...;-)

    Beachy : Nail on the head as always mate. The bitch deserves to lose her kids if only to wake her up!!!

    Billy : Sometimes you are so right it fucking hurts mate. Sime is my adopted baby bro and I love him dearly but...you are right you know...he's still eating as he did before the accident and his exercise is less than before so....even with my dodgy mind...I can understand that obesity follows...still...it's hard to tell those you love when you love em eh?....and even harder for them to change a lifestyle when they've arrived at one they didn't want....

    Drummer : He's not 'poor old' he's a bloke I love who's become something he never intended due to a serious accident....I've no idea how to help...after all...my visits tend to result in much alcohol and curry....any ideas mate?

    Billy : Uglies don't exist until you're sober mate....stay pissed...it's safer that way...;-)

    Further On : Buster Bloodvessel old bean!!! THE MAN!!!....I could say more but I won't...it'd be a post in itself....

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  12. BBC: you think i aint tried fucking? that's the enemy saying no all the time! my wrists are normal sized.

    Furtheron: Buster's hotel was called Fatty Towers and catered for the overweight. i've met him a couple of times and he is a great bloke. but thin as a rake now due to stomach implants/bands etc. doesn't look well for it.

    Dinners: believe me, i AM trying. started swimming again. and watching the intake of snap. worked last time. just need someone like you to keep nagging me.

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  13. My mate a few years back went into a pub and saw Buster Bloodvessel. But he was so excited when he went up to the bar he said, "Hey! Aren't you Buster Gonad?" Apparently the guy's quite nice and just laughed

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  14. for all lard bottoms if you eat and cant remember what you ate your fat. if you feel full and you dreamed of being the colonol of kfc your fat.

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