Catching Up

Right. Been absent for a while due to the reasons stated below in't earlier post.

What's been happening then?

A ridiculous number of muzzies are now residing in my adopted home town...Mogadishu has nowt on us....

My driving students are passing at alarmingly regular intervals....

I've kicked the voddy habit....for a while

My doctor continues to express surprise I am still alive....

The wifey keeps increasing my life insurance just in case....

The daughter keeps saying "I love you daddy" immediately followed by "Can I have £50?"

The Germans seem hell bent on trying again as we seem to be a tad short of submarines and ships and soldiers and tanks and such like....sound familiar?

The Government keep insisting we are in a democracy whilst denying us any say on Europe, Immigration and pretty much anything else that they think they know better about....

I have rediscovered my love of Budweiser in the absense of voddy.....

I'm broadcasting every week on SFR and bloody loving it!

My driving school have recieved numourous complaints about me...not from students, who appear to love me without exception thereby underlying the error of examiners in passing them and letting them loose on our roads.....but from Harry Potter Death Eaters who are wandering the streets of Hayes Town....

...when my window is down I cannot resist shouting 'peek-a-boo!!' and several have rang the driving school to claim I am Islamophobic.

The driving school sportingly reply "No he isn't...he's from Oldham"

So...as Merkel's jack booters close in on dear old England I can only say....

"Who won last time Merkel?"

...and don't think we won't this time either you fascist bitch.

laters n let's be careful out there...