I may regret using a Gary Glitter song for my header....;-)
DILLIGAF?
I have resigned from SFRadio - I would link it but as I've resigned why the fuck eh?
There is a completely untrue rumour circulating that I was 'forced out'. I wasn't.
SFR is run by a very good pal of mine and I love him dearly but he went all 'politically correct' on me.
Probably because the Internet Radio Station that is SFR is growing apace and - as all things that increase in size - political correctness invariably pops up.
'You can't do this' and 'You can't say that' and all of that garbage.
Personally, I say what I think and think what I say...it's a northern trait perhaps.
I offend. I know I do. I don't really care. I say it as I see it and, if you don't like it or agree, fine.
Argue your corner but don't expect me to 'modify' ME. I won't. Even if I like you.
I've never set out to offend in my life....but neither have I shirked away from speaking my mind.
I can now be found every Sunday @ 6pm UK time at http://mixlr.com/4d-live-and-unleashed
I can't say 'a significant number of muslims in Britain are here to take everything they can get and give nothing back in return'?.....Sorry...I'll say it...quite simply because it's true. It offends you?...TOUGH.
...well, I can't say it on SFR anyroad...
I've even had a few 'hate mails' because I had the audacity to say the truth about Peter Mandelson on my show...
He's gay...so what?.....That entitles him to rip off everyone does it?...He's a lying, cheating old queer who should have been locked up years ago....
Sadly...he's part of the 'establishment' so he becomes 'Lord Mandelson'....
Harry Redknapp is a very ordinary bloke 'made good' who dodged a bit of tax..possibly...
The 'establishment' went after him and, to my delight, got screwed in court. GO HARRY!!!
I will always say what I think and think what I say.
You can't hack that?... then piss off elsewhere and read some boring blog about 'what I had for breakfast'.
I've no problem with that so why have you?
Besides....I'm getting over a hundred + hits a day and no bugger is saying owt in the comments...
You frightened of the truth or what?
....Let's be careful out there...especially of political correctness eh?
...and why not join me @ http://mixlr.com/4d-live-and-unleashed every Sunday @ 6pm UK time...just me and my views and my music...it could be fun!!!!
Showing posts with label Muzzies. Show all posts
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Saturday, 18 February 2012
Sunday, 12 February 2012
The Young Ones
...and no...I'm not a Cliff Richard fan.
I was oop north for a few days. I parked up near Tommyfield Market in Oldham and went for a stroll.
I saw three elderley ladies sitting outside a cafe - despite the cold - gossiping away. Two were white Englaish and one was clearly a muslim as she wore the gear. They were happily gossiping away, comfortable in each others company. Good.
A few moments later I bought a bag of chips from a Pakistani muslim chip stall holder. As he served me several shoppers of my age and above 50+ walked by. Many said 'Howdo' to him and he waved and said 'Howdo' back. Good.
Older Pakistani/Bangla Deshi muslims talking English with a northern accent. Older white English northerners chatting away to them quite happily. No hint of anymosity. No hint of Islamophobia. No hint of the muslims wishing to have nothing to do with the indigenous people. Good. Bloody good!
The muslims clearly happy to be English and muslim and, equally importantly, happy to be a part of the wider community. The wider community clearly happy to welcome them. Being muslim no doubt important to them but, not at the cost of 'not fitting in' and being a part of the community as a whole. Excellent. I've found my Nirvana.
Nope.
A group of 4 young muslim lads sat at an empty stall jabbering away in a foreign language. Clearly born in England, English was equally clearly not their language of choice. They made a comment at three white girls passing by. The only word I caught was 'whores'.
The three white girls turned and yelled abuse back - such as 'fuck off you Paki bastards' and the like.
I saw variations of this theme played out six times in less than an hour.
I left Tommyfield Market slightly confused and not a little alarmed.
I'm of a generation that has often struggled to accept the 'multi-culturalism' that has been thrust upon us by consecutive governments without any consultation. We didn't want it and, generally, don't particularly like it. Should the 'foreign' part of this awful 'multi'cultural' experiment have even tried to adapt to England, we may have been prepared to give it a try, but, sadly, a significant minority - particularly muslim it has to be said - have made it perfectly clear that, whilst they want all the free hand outs that are going or, at least, the better life style afforded to them whilst living in England, they want nothing at all to do with England itself.
The older muslims in Oldham, or at least the one's I saw, obviously view the world through different eyes and had clearly made the effort to 'join in' and had equally clearly reaped the benefits of behaving sensibly and realistically. It may well be, and almost certainly will be, that there are older muslims in Oldham who behave as their younger counterparts did and a substantial number regardless of age do in the south but I didn't see any evidence of this.
The behaviour of the young muslims of Oldham however was a real cause for concern.
Old farts like me will die before most young people around today. My 'difficulties' accepting other cultures - or at least cultures that are invasive and clearly want nothing to do with mine - I always assumed would be a thing of the past once people like me had shuffled off this mortal coil.
The attitude and behaviour of the several groups of young muslims in Oldham suggested otherwise.
Even more alarmingly, it is not just extreme Islamists that are being abused back after dishing it out. I can understand and empathise with that happening. You're in England so behave in a way acceptable to the English - 'when in Rome' and all that.
There may be trouble ahead methinks...perhaps more than I realised...and almost certainly sooner than I realised....
Laters n let's be careful out there....
I was oop north for a few days. I parked up near Tommyfield Market in Oldham and went for a stroll.
I saw three elderley ladies sitting outside a cafe - despite the cold - gossiping away. Two were white Englaish and one was clearly a muslim as she wore the gear. They were happily gossiping away, comfortable in each others company. Good.
A few moments later I bought a bag of chips from a Pakistani muslim chip stall holder. As he served me several shoppers of my age and above 50+ walked by. Many said 'Howdo' to him and he waved and said 'Howdo' back. Good.
Older Pakistani/Bangla Deshi muslims talking English with a northern accent. Older white English northerners chatting away to them quite happily. No hint of anymosity. No hint of Islamophobia. No hint of the muslims wishing to have nothing to do with the indigenous people. Good. Bloody good!
The muslims clearly happy to be English and muslim and, equally importantly, happy to be a part of the wider community. The wider community clearly happy to welcome them. Being muslim no doubt important to them but, not at the cost of 'not fitting in' and being a part of the community as a whole. Excellent. I've found my Nirvana.
Nope.
A group of 4 young muslim lads sat at an empty stall jabbering away in a foreign language. Clearly born in England, English was equally clearly not their language of choice. They made a comment at three white girls passing by. The only word I caught was 'whores'.
The three white girls turned and yelled abuse back - such as 'fuck off you Paki bastards' and the like.
I saw variations of this theme played out six times in less than an hour.
I left Tommyfield Market slightly confused and not a little alarmed.
I'm of a generation that has often struggled to accept the 'multi-culturalism' that has been thrust upon us by consecutive governments without any consultation. We didn't want it and, generally, don't particularly like it. Should the 'foreign' part of this awful 'multi'cultural' experiment have even tried to adapt to England, we may have been prepared to give it a try, but, sadly, a significant minority - particularly muslim it has to be said - have made it perfectly clear that, whilst they want all the free hand outs that are going or, at least, the better life style afforded to them whilst living in England, they want nothing at all to do with England itself.
The older muslims in Oldham, or at least the one's I saw, obviously view the world through different eyes and had clearly made the effort to 'join in' and had equally clearly reaped the benefits of behaving sensibly and realistically. It may well be, and almost certainly will be, that there are older muslims in Oldham who behave as their younger counterparts did and a substantial number regardless of age do in the south but I didn't see any evidence of this.
The behaviour of the young muslims of Oldham however was a real cause for concern.
Old farts like me will die before most young people around today. My 'difficulties' accepting other cultures - or at least cultures that are invasive and clearly want nothing to do with mine - I always assumed would be a thing of the past once people like me had shuffled off this mortal coil.
The attitude and behaviour of the several groups of young muslims in Oldham suggested otherwise.
Even more alarmingly, it is not just extreme Islamists that are being abused back after dishing it out. I can understand and empathise with that happening. You're in England so behave in a way acceptable to the English - 'when in Rome' and all that.
There may be trouble ahead methinks...perhaps more than I realised...and almost certainly sooner than I realised....
Laters n let's be careful out there....
Tuesday, 7 February 2012
Rocket Science and Common Sense...WHAT???
Now apart from having a ludicrously silly beard and an even more ridiculous name - which alone should result in him being shot at dawn (or any other convenient time of the day if you ask me) - Abu Qatada is to be released from prison.
It is clearly proven by those who do things like clearly prove things that Abu Qatada is strongly connected to 'Call Me' Al Qaeda - who are clearly mad as hatters and seem to enjoy blowing things up, not least themselves.
Let's face it...any organisation that doesn't follow 'Q' with 'U' is clearly not all there.....
Unfortunately, it appears that there are insufficient numbers of 'Call Me' Al Qaeda blowing themselves up to remove them all from the face of the Earth.
'Call Me' Al Qaeda operatives such as Abu Qatada prefer to convince their Islamic minions to blow themselves up rather than demonstrate to their minions.....this is, to my way of thinking, somewhat unfortunate.
Abu Qatada has cost the British tax payer lots and lots and lots of tax payers money to be kept alive and relatively well in one of Her Majesties Prisons.
He could have been shot - quite easily. MI5...or 6 or whoever the hell it is...could have blown the mad bastards brains out and saved us..the tax payer..a small fortune.
Instead, he has been locked away until some idiotic court - clearly influenced by Europe (oh dear) - decided he should be released.
Apparently the British Government want to kick him out to some Arab place to stand trial for terrorism but the courts have said 'NO' as they believe he would be tortured.
And?
I've often wondered over the last decade or so whether 'the law' can even comprehend what the term 'common sense' means anymore....
When you have such a silly name - not to mention beard - then, frankly, you deserve all you get - unless the British courts stick their oar in - then, it appears, you don't get what you deserve.
I think I may change my name by deed poll to Mohammed Ali Akbar and shoot several hundred politicians....I'd get away with it according to the European courts...I wonder if that would work?...;-)
Let's be careful out there...
Let's face it...any organisation that doesn't follow 'Q' with 'U' is clearly not all there.....
Unfortunately, it appears that there are insufficient numbers of 'Call Me' Al Qaeda blowing themselves up to remove them all from the face of the Earth.
'Call Me' Al Qaeda operatives such as Abu Qatada prefer to convince their Islamic minions to blow themselves up rather than demonstrate to their minions.....this is, to my way of thinking, somewhat unfortunate.
Abu Qatada has cost the British tax payer lots and lots and lots of tax payers money to be kept alive and relatively well in one of Her Majesties Prisons.
He could have been shot - quite easily. MI5...or 6 or whoever the hell it is...could have blown the mad bastards brains out and saved us..the tax payer..a small fortune.
Instead, he has been locked away until some idiotic court - clearly influenced by Europe (oh dear) - decided he should be released.
Apparently the British Government want to kick him out to some Arab place to stand trial for terrorism but the courts have said 'NO' as they believe he would be tortured.
And?
I've often wondered over the last decade or so whether 'the law' can even comprehend what the term 'common sense' means anymore....
When you have such a silly name - not to mention beard - then, frankly, you deserve all you get - unless the British courts stick their oar in - then, it appears, you don't get what you deserve.
I think I may change my name by deed poll to Mohammed Ali Akbar and shoot several hundred politicians....I'd get away with it according to the European courts...I wonder if that would work?...;-)
Let's be careful out there...
Saturday, 21 January 2012
Fundamentalist Squirrels
On July 7th, 2005 a bunch of morons blew up a London bus, a tube train carriage and failed abyssmally to blow anything else up. It is, I'm sure, small concellation to the families and friends of the victims but at least the bloody idiots blew themselves up at the same time.
Now I've long puzzled about suicide bombers - as far as I know it's primarily, if not totallly, an Islamic sort of thing. I don't recall the IRA or The Red Brigade or Shining Path or any other terrorist dickheads blowing themselves up with their bombs....well, not intentionally anyroad.
I suppose, sooner or later, it'll happen again. Stands to reason really. When you allow 'the enemy' to live within your borders you're kind of asking for it aren't you.
I've often wondered who trains the suicide bombers. The advert for 'Suicide Bomber Trainer' must run pretty regularly in the Islamic press.
"Good morning, I am your trainer...I will only show you how to do this once"
Fundamental Islamists aren't the only 'suiciders' around though. Lately, more and more Squirrels and Foxes are at it.
Not blowing themselves up obviously - well I'm not aware of any terrorist Squirrels.
Urban Squirrels and Foxes have adapted to their enviroments destruction remarkabley well. Urban foxes are actually noticeably larger than their rural cousins as the food supply in towns is significantly greater than in the countryside. Squirrels too seem to be thriving.
So why, I wonder, are there so many squashed ones on the roads?
If they've adapted so successfully to urban dwelling, how come they haven't adapted to the car?...not in the driving sense I hasten to add...I'll teach pretty much anyone to drive but draw the line at squirrels...
How come they can't seem to get it?
You run in the road when a bus is coming you get squashed.
They've lived in urban areas long enough for them to understand this. They've had more than enough time for their instincts to adapt to this.
I can only assume that a number of squirrels - and foxes - have a natural inclination to commiting suicide.
Thereby leading to the logical conclusion that a percentage of squirrels and foxes have converted to Islamic fundamentalism.
Now that's what logic does for you.....
Laters, and let's be careful of exploding squirrels out there.....
Now I've long puzzled about suicide bombers - as far as I know it's primarily, if not totallly, an Islamic sort of thing. I don't recall the IRA or The Red Brigade or Shining Path or any other terrorist dickheads blowing themselves up with their bombs....well, not intentionally anyroad.
I suppose, sooner or later, it'll happen again. Stands to reason really. When you allow 'the enemy' to live within your borders you're kind of asking for it aren't you.
I've often wondered who trains the suicide bombers. The advert for 'Suicide Bomber Trainer' must run pretty regularly in the Islamic press.
"Good morning, I am your trainer...I will only show you how to do this once"
Fundamental Islamists aren't the only 'suiciders' around though. Lately, more and more Squirrels and Foxes are at it.
Not blowing themselves up obviously - well I'm not aware of any terrorist Squirrels.
So why, I wonder, are there so many squashed ones on the roads?
If they've adapted so successfully to urban dwelling, how come they haven't adapted to the car?...not in the driving sense I hasten to add...I'll teach pretty much anyone to drive but draw the line at squirrels...
How come they can't seem to get it?
You run in the road when a bus is coming you get squashed.
They've lived in urban areas long enough for them to understand this. They've had more than enough time for their instincts to adapt to this.
I can only assume that a number of squirrels - and foxes - have a natural inclination to commiting suicide.
Thereby leading to the logical conclusion that a percentage of squirrels and foxes have converted to Islamic fundamentalism.
Now that's what logic does for you.....
Laters, and let's be careful of exploding squirrels out there.....
Saturday, 14 January 2012
Is It Wrong?.......Is It?????
"Build a bonfire...
build a bonfire....
put politicians on the top....
put the muzzies in the middle...
and we'll burn the fucking lot"
Why is it so wrong to want YOUR country to be YOUR country? Why is it so politically incorrect to want this?
My Asian neighbours agree with me. My black friends agree with me - I happen to know this because I've asked them....
Come to that, my pal Mohammed Noor agrees with me...and, given he's called Mohammed it isn't rocket science to establish that he is muslim is it?
Now I'm not an aggessive man...generally....my friends know they can express THEIR opinions to me without fear of retribution because their opinions may differ to mine.
THIS IS ENGLAND.
This is NOT another country somewhere else in the world. THIS IS ENGLAND.
I AM (by the natural course of events...ie...birth) ENGLISH.
My pal Mo Noor took a driving lesson with me today. As we drove through Hayes Town I happened to say to him 'Peek-a-boo warning!!!' which I tend to say to all my students when we pass one of those ridiculous veiled creatures who seem to have taken a wrong turn at Islamabad and ended up here instead of Iran...
He cracked up.
He knows.
He knows he's my pal and I would never ever ever do anything to hurt him...or indeed his wife and child who have recently joined him from Kenya...his 18 month old daughter is absolutely beautiful by the way...and she gurgled and grinned at me as she sat in my lap the other night....she also crapped her nappy but that's babies for you eh?..;-)
He also knows I won't take shit from anyone or anywhere.
A Gold Card carrying member of the BNP with a pal who is a Kenyan muslim.
Chew on that left wing liberal elite.
I don't hate muslims like Mo Noor and his family...or the Mahmoods who have lived three doors down for longer than I've lived here....
I hate immigrants who don't appreciate...and respect...MY country.
...and there's far too many who fit right into THAT catregory.
Assimilate to England or suffer the consequences of thinking people like me...English people...will live with it...put up with it.
We won't.
You want to stay here and stay safe.....learn from Mo Noor and the Mahmoods. They appreciate the better life they've made over here and recognise that Islamabad isn't down the road from London or Manchester or Birmingham.
That's what we need my muslim friends.
...and that's what we'll, ultimately, get.....if you want to stay here and stay safe.
Even the English can say 'ENOUGH'...and you really don't want that to happen....
Trust me...I'm from Oldham...
Laters...and let's be careful out there...
Monday, 2 January 2012
Jingle Bombs
Well...there we have it...another year over...another Chrissie gone...pretty peaceful and enjoyable time too - unless you happened to be in a church in Nigeria and on the receiving end of the Islamists....
Never mind...we're safe...it could never happen over here could it?
Had a cracker myself - hope you did too.
House all decked out with a wonky tree.....either the tree was leaning or I was...probably me...
Radio and TV is full of advertisements for giving your hard earned to some kids in Africa or wherever so they don't shuffle off cause their Dictator or dodgy government won't pay up to save them....sorry kids...if your own kind won't help you're screwed...buggered if I will...Bah Humbug eh?
Only Christmas spirit worth it is vodka...;-)
Courtesy of the Senior and Junior Management my Doctor Who Box Sets is now complete with both Matt Smith's series so I feel a 'Doctor Who Day' coming on....Rise at 10...slob in the arm chair watching every episode from Christopher Ecclestone's supurb one series outing through David Tennants extraordinary time and, I've finally got Tennant out of my system and started appreciating matt Smith's efforts.
A day of Doctor Who supplemented with bacon sandwiches and vodka......can't wait!!!
Jax aka The Junior Management was home for most of Chrissie - went out with 'the girls' one night but spent the rest either here or in Essex with Max. It was soooooo good to have her home!!!
Caz aka The Senior Management continued to decline making a personal appearance on DILLIGAF II - wise lady that she is.....I did, however, manage to coax her down The 5 Bells in Harmondsworth for New Years Eve and she admitted she bloody well enjoyed herself!!!
Jax headed off in the general direction of Trafalgar Square for New Years Eve - hope she wore a coat...it wasn't THAT bloody warm!!!...;-)
New Years Resolutions?
Carry on carrying on mainly. Say what I mean and mean what I say.
I think I may have startled a few SFRadio peeps during my January 2nd 2011 Review Show when they saw my BNP link on this blog. Tried to explain I'm not actually a racist I'm just a worried Englishman.....I suspect some are too left wing liberal to comprehend the danger this country is really in. Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon enough.
Never mind. I've often found that I can accept views I disagree with far more readily than left wing liberals can.
Odd really. You'd think left wing liberals would have an open mind. It appears not. You are understandably worried about the colonisation of your country by alien cultures therefore you're clearly a fascist nazi racist colour prejudiced islamophobe...not necessarily in that order..;-)
Strikes me most of them haven't got a mind capable of considering alternative viewpoints. Left wing liberals almost invariably seem to suffer from what I call 'Ostrich Syndrome'.......
Well...Tally-Ho!!! Bring on 2012 and be careful out there won't you!!!
4D x
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Never mind...we're safe...it could never happen over here could it?
Had a cracker myself - hope you did too.
Radio and TV is full of advertisements for giving your hard earned to some kids in Africa or wherever so they don't shuffle off cause their Dictator or dodgy government won't pay up to save them....sorry kids...if your own kind won't help you're screwed...buggered if I will...Bah Humbug eh?
Only Christmas spirit worth it is vodka...;-)
Courtesy of the Senior and Junior Management my Doctor Who Box Sets is now complete with both Matt Smith's series so I feel a 'Doctor Who Day' coming on....Rise at 10...slob in the arm chair watching every episode from Christopher Ecclestone's supurb one series outing through David Tennants extraordinary time and, I've finally got Tennant out of my system and started appreciating matt Smith's efforts.
A day of Doctor Who supplemented with bacon sandwiches and vodka......can't wait!!!
New Years Resolutions?
Carry on carrying on mainly. Say what I mean and mean what I say.
I think I may have startled a few SFRadio peeps during my January 2nd 2011 Review Show when they saw my BNP link on this blog. Tried to explain I'm not actually a racist I'm just a worried Englishman.....I suspect some are too left wing liberal to comprehend the danger this country is really in. Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon enough.
Never mind. I've often found that I can accept views I disagree with far more readily than left wing liberals can.
Odd really. You'd think left wing liberals would have an open mind. It appears not. You are understandably worried about the colonisation of your country by alien cultures therefore you're clearly a fascist nazi racist colour prejudiced islamophobe...not necessarily in that order..;-)
Strikes me most of them haven't got a mind capable of considering alternative viewpoints. Left wing liberals almost invariably seem to suffer from what I call 'Ostrich Syndrome'.......
Well...Tally-Ho!!! Bring on 2012 and be careful out there won't you!!!
4D x
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Sunday, 11 December 2011
Bulldog Spirit
Call Me Dave Cameron told Fuehrer Mirkel and Napoleon Sarkozy to 'fuck off'
Made my year.
I've little or no time for politicians.
Deputy PM Wee Nicky Clegg insisted that, regardless of what the majority of the general populace wanted - ie total withdrawal from the European Union - he would ignore 'popular opimion' and do what is right and fight to keep us in Europe.
Well wee Nicky...that's why the Liberal Democrats have about as much chance of ever being elected as I have of shagging Patsy Kensit......fortunately for the former and sadly for the latter....
A National referendum is unavoidable. It cannot be ducked anymore. Sometime in the new year the people will finally get THEIR say.
Bloody hell.
This 'democracy' lark is not as simple as it seems is it?
Give the people a voice? Good grief!!! Disgraceful behaviour!!! Anyone would think Britain was a democracy!!!
Come the revolution....
Laters n let's be careful of political correctness out there all you honky's, coons, paki's, muzzies, four be two's, tiddley winks, paddy's, leak eaters....anyone I haven't offended yet?....please mail me and I will remember to offend you too in future...my profuse apologies at forgetting you....
oh yeah...let's not forget the Frogs n Krauts eh?
...Don't mention the war..;-)
I've little or no time for politicians.
Deputy PM Wee Nicky Clegg insisted that, regardless of what the majority of the general populace wanted - ie total withdrawal from the European Union - he would ignore 'popular opimion' and do what is right and fight to keep us in Europe.
Well wee Nicky...that's why the Liberal Democrats have about as much chance of ever being elected as I have of shagging Patsy Kensit......fortunately for the former and sadly for the latter....
A National referendum is unavoidable. It cannot be ducked anymore. Sometime in the new year the people will finally get THEIR say.
Bloody hell.
This 'democracy' lark is not as simple as it seems is it?
Give the people a voice? Good grief!!! Disgraceful behaviour!!! Anyone would think Britain was a democracy!!!
Come the revolution....
oh yeah...let's not forget the Frogs n Krauts eh?
...Don't mention the war..;-)
Thursday, 8 December 2011
Where's Dredd When You Need Him???
4 Somalian muslim girls beat the crap out of a white English girl.
Her boyfriend wades in to help her....although his 'wading' seems a bit wobbly at times so it's quite possible he and his girl had quaffed a few as well - but that's hardly the point...
It comes to court and the Somalian girls plead it wasn't really their fault as they were drunk and, being muslim, are not used to drink.
No evidence was presented suggesting the girl or her boyfriend had said anything to incite the attack.
The Somalian muslim girls, however, admitted they'd shouted 'White Slag' and 'White Whore' at her - without provocation.
Not only did the judge refuse to acknowledge it was a 'race hate crime' but he freed the 4 Somalian muslims after agreeing, as they weren't used to alcohol, it was mererly an 'unfortunate incident'.
The judge even suggested the boyfriends hostile reaction to his girlfriend being attacked may have worsened the situation.
You what?????
Come again????
WTF????????
Watch the cctv vid of the incident and see for yourselves.....
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If I was her boyfriend I think I'd be taking a leaf out of Judge Dredd's book.....'I AM THE LAW!'
After being released virtually without punishment....might have been a community order or something in there somewhere - I can neither remember or care - the Somali girls refused to apologise and even gleefully updated their Facebooks that they were 'delighted' or words to that effect.
God forbid that had been my daughter on the receiveing end but I kid you not.
If the so called 'law' had arrived at that sort of conclusion with my daughter as the victim I'd be blogging from prison. Female or not, those coconut headed bitches would have been crippled for life....and that's if I was in a more reasonable frame of mind than I might have been on finding them.......
When the law declines to protect and, if unable to protect, hand out JUST punishments for violent crimes, then it is beholden on us to protect and avenge our own.
'Don't take the law into your own hands' say the courts and police.
There's a law to take??? Who's law would that be then?
Laters 'n let's be careful of drunken Somalians out there eh?
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
Happy Christmas War Is Starting
John Lennon was, clearly, the eternal optimist to write 'Happy Christmas, War is over'....you would have thought he'd have realised humanity are never happier than when they're blowing the crap out of other bits of humanity.
Take the 'World Wars I & II' for example. I've lost track of the number of people I've spoken to in the past who claimed, in all seriousness, the happiest times of their lives were when the world was kicking the shit out of itself.
The general reasoning seems to be thus....
A portion of the world gets together and agrees that another portion of the world are loonies.
The first portion, having reached said agreement, then bomb the crap out of the loonies and, in the process, all those who are from the section of the world that has agreed just who the loonies are have a jolly good time - obviously excepting the ones who get blown up fighting the loonies of course along with their relatives who have to receive them home in body bags....assuming there's enough left for a body bag....
The Arab world is in disarray.....The Muslim Brotherhood, whoever the hell they are, seem to be slowly taking control....which is clearly a BAD THING if you happen to be other than muslim over there....and, potentially, over here or anywhere else ultimately come to that.
Fuhrer Merkel in Germany and Napoleon Sarkozy in France seem hell bent on creating a European super state under primarily German domination with Sarkozy cheerfully playing the modern role of Vichy France.
The Argies want to have some slogan about 'owning' The Falkland Islands on their Olympic outfits, China continues to look even bigger than it does on world maps, North Korea may or may not nuke South Korea, Iran may or may not nuke any country the mad Mullah's can reach, Israel's Mossad continues to assassinate any and every Iranian nuclear scientist it can find, Call Me Dave Cameron continues to pretend he's still on the playing fields of Eton or wherever he went as the country goes to the dogs...or, more accurately, immigrants, and the world continues to turn...for now....
Obama continues to be America's Prez whilst not actually seeming to do anything other than get hammered by some strange mob who apparently like tea.
Putin in Russia looks like he would like The Soviet Union back if we wouldn't mind awfully
....and, most worryingly of all, Oldham Athletic continue to look unlikely candidates to ever return to the Premiership.
Oh well....
There's always curry and vodka.
I will be inordinantly pissed off if the Mayans are right you know.
The world can't possibly end on December the 22nd!!! That's my birthday!!!
...I could live with the 23rd at a pinch...at least I could have a curry, a few beers and a good shag the night before....
laters...and let's be careful out there eh?...least until December 22nd.....
Take the 'World Wars I & II' for example. I've lost track of the number of people I've spoken to in the past who claimed, in all seriousness, the happiest times of their lives were when the world was kicking the shit out of itself.
The general reasoning seems to be thus....
A portion of the world gets together and agrees that another portion of the world are loonies.
The first portion, having reached said agreement, then bomb the crap out of the loonies and, in the process, all those who are from the section of the world that has agreed just who the loonies are have a jolly good time - obviously excepting the ones who get blown up fighting the loonies of course along with their relatives who have to receive them home in body bags....assuming there's enough left for a body bag....
The Arab world is in disarray.....The Muslim Brotherhood, whoever the hell they are, seem to be slowly taking control....which is clearly a BAD THING if you happen to be other than muslim over there....and, potentially, over here or anywhere else ultimately come to that.
Fuhrer Merkel in Germany and Napoleon Sarkozy in France seem hell bent on creating a European super state under primarily German domination with Sarkozy cheerfully playing the modern role of Vichy France.
The Argies want to have some slogan about 'owning' The Falkland Islands on their Olympic outfits, China continues to look even bigger than it does on world maps, North Korea may or may not nuke South Korea, Iran may or may not nuke any country the mad Mullah's can reach, Israel's Mossad continues to assassinate any and every Iranian nuclear scientist it can find, Call Me Dave Cameron continues to pretend he's still on the playing fields of Eton or wherever he went as the country goes to the dogs...or, more accurately, immigrants, and the world continues to turn...for now....
Obama continues to be America's Prez whilst not actually seeming to do anything other than get hammered by some strange mob who apparently like tea.
Putin in Russia looks like he would like The Soviet Union back if we wouldn't mind awfully
....and, most worryingly of all, Oldham Athletic continue to look unlikely candidates to ever return to the Premiership.
Oh well....
There's always curry and vodka.
I will be inordinantly pissed off if the Mayans are right you know.
The world can't possibly end on December the 22nd!!! That's my birthday!!!
...I could live with the 23rd at a pinch...at least I could have a curry, a few beers and a good shag the night before....
laters...and let's be careful out there eh?...least until December 22nd.....
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
Peek-A-Boo!
Sainsbury's. A place I may be barred from.
I am in a queue. The queue stretches beyond the first aisle so, like every other shopper, I am hanging slightly back leaving a two foot gap for other shoppers to get by as I queue with our trolley.
A 'full face job' walks up, looks directly at me and steps in front of my trolley in the queue.
"Excuse me" I say.....she ignores me.
"EXCUSE ME" I say a little louder....she ignores me.
"Bloody ignorant" says the female half of the couple behind me in the queue.
"Too true" says the young Asian male of the couple behind them.
I walk around my trolley - the wifey says 'Don't Dinners' a little too late....not that earlier would have made the slightest difference.
I tap the walking guinness bottle on the shoulder and she turns to me with a look of complete and utter disdain.....well...her eyes do anyroad.....
"There is a queue" I explain, "and you can't just push in. The back of the queue is that way"
She looks me up and down and then turns away and remains in place.
"OI! PEEK-A-BOO!! GET YOUR IGNORANT MUZZIE ARSE OUT OF MY PLACE IN THE QUEUE. NOW!!!"
Her eyes look startled.....she clearly understands English. She flounces off in the direction of a security guard and I resume my place behind my trolley.
A clearly muslim pair of ladies at the next check out catch my eye, smile and appear to nod appreciatively
The two couples behind nod appreciatively. The Asian male actually silently applauds.
Several other shoppers of various races smile.
Two seperate guinness bottles without the hoodies glare at me.
This leads me to believe that there are distinct groups of muzzies.
Sensible ones a la the two who smiled and pig ignorant ones who are generally walking guinness bottles.
I neither know nor care.
Live in MY country by all means but, if you do, YOU WILL respect OUR ways or WE WILL treat you like crap.
You invariably get what you deserve.
The security guard, who appeared to be of Somalian type...you know..the slightly largish coconut shaped heads.....came over with a spotty faced teenager who claimed to be a manager.
"We have had a complaint" said spotty
"So?" I responded
He appeared nonplussed.
"About you sir" he continued with an incredibly pompous tone to his voice.
"Oh piss off you little prick...there are about 10 witnesses that I merely put the bitch in her place. You've a problem then sod off and call plod mate"
"That's right" said the shoppeers behind us....and, to my delight, one of the scarved muslim ladies took the trouble to come back through the cash tills and support me verbally.
Spotty and coconut head withdrew with looks of bewilderment.
"I've always wanted to do that" said the white lady shopper immediately behind us.
Perhaps you should love.
I think they need reminding who runs the show in this country....and it sure as hell ain't them!
Laters and let's be careful out there......
I am in a queue. The queue stretches beyond the first aisle so, like every other shopper, I am hanging slightly back leaving a two foot gap for other shoppers to get by as I queue with our trolley.
A 'full face job' walks up, looks directly at me and steps in front of my trolley in the queue.
"Excuse me" I say.....she ignores me.
"EXCUSE ME" I say a little louder....she ignores me.
"Bloody ignorant" says the female half of the couple behind me in the queue.
"Too true" says the young Asian male of the couple behind them.
I walk around my trolley - the wifey says 'Don't Dinners' a little too late....not that earlier would have made the slightest difference.
I tap the walking guinness bottle on the shoulder and she turns to me with a look of complete and utter disdain.....well...her eyes do anyroad.....
"There is a queue" I explain, "and you can't just push in. The back of the queue is that way"
She looks me up and down and then turns away and remains in place.
"OI! PEEK-A-BOO!! GET YOUR IGNORANT MUZZIE ARSE OUT OF MY PLACE IN THE QUEUE. NOW!!!"
Her eyes look startled.....she clearly understands English. She flounces off in the direction of a security guard and I resume my place behind my trolley.
A clearly muslim pair of ladies at the next check out catch my eye, smile and appear to nod appreciatively
The two couples behind nod appreciatively. The Asian male actually silently applauds.
Several other shoppers of various races smile.
Two seperate guinness bottles without the hoodies glare at me.
This leads me to believe that there are distinct groups of muzzies.
Sensible ones a la the two who smiled and pig ignorant ones who are generally walking guinness bottles.
I neither know nor care.
Live in MY country by all means but, if you do, YOU WILL respect OUR ways or WE WILL treat you like crap.
You invariably get what you deserve.
The security guard, who appeared to be of Somalian type...you know..the slightly largish coconut shaped heads.....came over with a spotty faced teenager who claimed to be a manager.
"We have had a complaint" said spotty
"So?" I responded
He appeared nonplussed.
"About you sir" he continued with an incredibly pompous tone to his voice.
"Oh piss off you little prick...there are about 10 witnesses that I merely put the bitch in her place. You've a problem then sod off and call plod mate"
"That's right" said the shoppeers behind us....and, to my delight, one of the scarved muslim ladies took the trouble to come back through the cash tills and support me verbally.
Spotty and coconut head withdrew with looks of bewilderment.
"I've always wanted to do that" said the white lady shopper immediately behind us.
Perhaps you should love.
I think they need reminding who runs the show in this country....and it sure as hell ain't them!
Laters and let's be careful out there......
Sunday, 20 November 2011
Catching Up
Right. Been absent for a while due to the reasons stated below in't earlier post.
What's been happening then?
A ridiculous number of muzzies are now residing in my adopted home town...Mogadishu has nowt on us....
My driving students are passing at alarmingly regular intervals....
I've kicked the voddy habit....for a while
My doctor continues to express surprise I am still alive....
The wifey keeps increasing my life insurance just in case....
The daughter keeps saying "I love you daddy" immediately followed by "Can I have £50?"
The Germans seem hell bent on trying again as we seem to be a tad short of submarines and ships and soldiers and tanks and such like....sound familiar?
The Government keep insisting we are in a democracy whilst denying us any say on Europe, Immigration and pretty much anything else that they think they know better about....
I have rediscovered my love of Budweiser in the absense of voddy.....
I'm broadcasting every week on SFR and bloody loving it!
My driving school have recieved numourous complaints about me...not from students, who appear to love me without exception thereby underlying the error of examiners in passing them and letting them loose on our roads.....but from Harry Potter Death Eaters who are wandering the streets of Hayes Town....
...when my window is down I cannot resist shouting 'peek-a-boo!!' and several have rang the driving school to claim I am Islamophobic.
The driving school sportingly reply "No he isn't...he's from Oldham"
So...as Merkel's jack booters close in on dear old England I can only say....
"Who won last time Merkel?"
...and don't think we won't this time either you fascist bitch.
laters n let's be careful out there...
What's been happening then?
A ridiculous number of muzzies are now residing in my adopted home town...Mogadishu has nowt on us....
My driving students are passing at alarmingly regular intervals....
I've kicked the voddy habit....for a while
My doctor continues to express surprise I am still alive....
The wifey keeps increasing my life insurance just in case....
The daughter keeps saying "I love you daddy" immediately followed by "Can I have £50?"
The Germans seem hell bent on trying again as we seem to be a tad short of submarines and ships and soldiers and tanks and such like....sound familiar?
The Government keep insisting we are in a democracy whilst denying us any say on Europe, Immigration and pretty much anything else that they think they know better about....
I have rediscovered my love of Budweiser in the absense of voddy.....
I'm broadcasting every week on SFR and bloody loving it!
My driving school have recieved numourous complaints about me...not from students, who appear to love me without exception thereby underlying the error of examiners in passing them and letting them loose on our roads.....but from Harry Potter Death Eaters who are wandering the streets of Hayes Town....
...when my window is down I cannot resist shouting 'peek-a-boo!!' and several have rang the driving school to claim I am Islamophobic.
The driving school sportingly reply "No he isn't...he's from Oldham"
So...as Merkel's jack booters close in on dear old England I can only say....
"Who won last time Merkel?"
...and don't think we won't this time either you fascist bitch.
laters n let's be careful out there...
Monday, 8 August 2011
Now That Was A Week and it's only Monday!!
Saturday...which I agree is, technically, the previous week, was a blast. Jacqui came home from 6 weeks in Madagascar. A field trip related to her Geography degree.
Several days within the 6 weeks completely cut off from civilisation studying the wlidlife - which sadly, didn't include singing dancing Lemurs despite what the movie suggested. Damn. I wanted one.
She has some incredible pics which will, no doubt, filter down to me at some point and I will proudly display.
For now....the most important pic in my eyes....Jax hugging a weeping Caz as she appeared through 'Arrivals' at Heathrow Airport...Jax expression says it all!..."Oh for Gods sake mother!!!"....;-)
I readily admit....that was the hardest 6 weeks of my life...but also the proudest in a way....Jax worked with an Oxford Professor and her work will appear before The United Nations at some point regarding the natural environment of Madagascar against the needs of farming and such like.
Apparently...her work may even be published at some point...I'll let you know if and when....
My baby's back safe and well. Nuff said.
In the meantime a bus damaged my car during a driving lesson. The bus duly carried on with the driver seemingly oblivious.
"Follow that bus" I cried to my driving student - who was still slightly alarmed at a bus 'brushing' against the car - buses being inordinantly big.
The damage is minor....a bit of paint work...but, as the car is leased I'm buggered if I'm paying for the damage.
We caught up with the bus and I 'took control'. Using my dual controls, I reversed the car in front of the bus to prevent it moving away from its next bus stop.
"You clipped my car" I said to the (clearly Asian) driver.
In fairness he was cool about it and even said later "I doubt a driving instructor would do what you did if it wasn't true"
Being in a very large vehicle he didn't feel the 'brush' and I believe him.
As we exchanged details several passengers got off the bus, clearly annoyed at their journey being interrupted.
Oddly?....All the white passengers remained on board. All those who alighted were clearly Asian/black and without a doubt, muslim.- as was, equally clearly after learning his surname, the driver.
The muslim passengers became very aggressive very quickly.
"You are holding us up!"....."Leave our dirver alone!"....."You are a thief!!"
I have no idea what the last statement meant.
The driver, to his credit, attempted to usher them back on the bus.
Dinners, as you may not be surprised to learn, said "Piss off and mind you're own business...I'm sorting it out with the driver"....ever the diplomat eh?...;-)
One muslim passenger leaned into my face. "You are lying!!!"
My head went back as the 'red mist' descended.
It was similar to a 'Pimms O'Clock moment' really - as per TV adverts in Blighty....
"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"
"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"
"MY FOREHEAD? YOUR NOSE?......etc etc...
The driver - very much to his credit - suddenly appeared between us with his back to me and ushered the dickhead away.
As headbutting the driver in his back would have been grossly unfair I allowed the 'red mist' to dissipate.
So.
1) My car is damaged - albeit only slightly -
2) I was prevented from nutting a mouthy muzzie - probably for the best -
3) Caz burst into tears when Jax emerged from Customs at Heathrow - no surprise there then -
4) I didn't burst into tears when Jax emergef from Customs at Heathrow - I'm a man I am (I so so nearly did)...;-)
5) I am finally drinking a bottle of voddy as tomorrow is a day off for Caz's birthday and I've got the day off.
We're all off to Winchester for the day...I have no idea why...some'at to do with seeing the Cathedral I think but I'm halfway down my litre of voddy and can't remember....
Still.
A day with Caz 'n Jax. Just us. (Max would be welcome too incidentally...the only boyfriend I've never growled at and he did take care of her in Madagascar after all).
Life is good.
Stay out of my way First Bus.....I'm looking to stitch you up....and trust me...I will.
Later's and let's all be well careful out there eh?
Several days within the 6 weeks completely cut off from civilisation studying the wlidlife - which sadly, didn't include singing dancing Lemurs despite what the movie suggested. Damn. I wanted one.
She has some incredible pics which will, no doubt, filter down to me at some point and I will proudly display.
For now....the most important pic in my eyes....Jax hugging a weeping Caz as she appeared through 'Arrivals' at Heathrow Airport...Jax expression says it all!..."Oh for Gods sake mother!!!"....;-)
Apparently...her work may even be published at some point...I'll let you know if and when....
My baby's back safe and well. Nuff said.
In the meantime a bus damaged my car during a driving lesson. The bus duly carried on with the driver seemingly oblivious.
"Follow that bus" I cried to my driving student - who was still slightly alarmed at a bus 'brushing' against the car - buses being inordinantly big.
The damage is minor....a bit of paint work...but, as the car is leased I'm buggered if I'm paying for the damage.
We caught up with the bus and I 'took control'. Using my dual controls, I reversed the car in front of the bus to prevent it moving away from its next bus stop.
"You clipped my car" I said to the (clearly Asian) driver.
In fairness he was cool about it and even said later "I doubt a driving instructor would do what you did if it wasn't true"
Being in a very large vehicle he didn't feel the 'brush' and I believe him.
As we exchanged details several passengers got off the bus, clearly annoyed at their journey being interrupted.
Oddly?....All the white passengers remained on board. All those who alighted were clearly Asian/black and without a doubt, muslim.- as was, equally clearly after learning his surname, the driver.
The muslim passengers became very aggressive very quickly.
"You are holding us up!"....."Leave our dirver alone!"....."You are a thief!!"
I have no idea what the last statement meant.
The driver, to his credit, attempted to usher them back on the bus.
Dinners, as you may not be surprised to learn, said "Piss off and mind you're own business...I'm sorting it out with the driver"....ever the diplomat eh?...;-)
One muslim passenger leaned into my face. "You are lying!!!"
My head went back as the 'red mist' descended.
It was similar to a 'Pimms O'Clock moment' really - as per TV adverts in Blighty....
"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"
"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"
"MY FOREHEAD? YOUR NOSE?......etc etc...
The driver - very much to his credit - suddenly appeared between us with his back to me and ushered the dickhead away.
As headbutting the driver in his back would have been grossly unfair I allowed the 'red mist' to dissipate.
So.
1) My car is damaged - albeit only slightly -
2) I was prevented from nutting a mouthy muzzie - probably for the best -
3) Caz burst into tears when Jax emerged from Customs at Heathrow - no surprise there then -
4) I didn't burst into tears when Jax emergef from Customs at Heathrow - I'm a man I am (I so so nearly did)...;-)
5) I am finally drinking a bottle of voddy as tomorrow is a day off for Caz's birthday and I've got the day off.
We're all off to Winchester for the day...I have no idea why...some'at to do with seeing the Cathedral I think but I'm halfway down my litre of voddy and can't remember....
Still.
A day with Caz 'n Jax. Just us. (Max would be welcome too incidentally...the only boyfriend I've never growled at and he did take care of her in Madagascar after all).
Life is good.
Stay out of my way First Bus.....I'm looking to stitch you up....and trust me...I will.
Later's and let's all be well careful out there eh?
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