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DILLIGAF?

I have resigned from SFRadio - I would link it but as I've resigned why the fuck eh?

There is a completely untrue rumour circulating that I was 'forced out'. I wasn't.

SFR is run by a very good pal of mine and I love him dearly but he went all 'politically correct' on me.

Probably because the Internet Radio Station that is SFR is growing apace and - as all things that increase in size - political correctness invariably pops up.

'You can't do this' and 'You can't say that' and all of that garbage.

Personally, I say what I think and think what I say...it's a northern trait perhaps.

I offend. I know I do. I don't really care. I say it as I see it and, if you don't like it or agree, fine.

Argue your corner but don't expect me to 'modify' ME. I won't. Even if I like you.

I've never set out to offend in my life....but neither have I shirked away from speaking my mind.

I can now be found every Sunday @ 6pm UK time at http://mixlr.com/4d-live-and-unleashed

I can't say 'a significant number of muslims in Britain are here to take everything they can get and give nothing back in return'?.....Sorry...I'll say it...quite simply because it's true. It offends you?...TOUGH.

...well, I can't say it on SFR anyroad...

I've even had a few 'hate mails' because I had the audacity to say the truth about Peter Mandelson on my show...

He's gay...so what?.....That entitles him to rip off everyone does it?...He's a lying, cheating old queer who should have been locked up years ago....

Sadly...he's part of the 'establishment' so he becomes 'Lord Mandelson'....

Harry Redknapp is a very ordinary bloke 'made good' who dodged a bit of tax..possibly...

The 'establishment' went after him and, to my delight, got screwed in court. GO HARRY!!!

I will always say what I think and think what I say.

You can't hack that?... then piss off elsewhere and read some boring blog about 'what I had for breakfast'.

I've no problem with that so why have you?

Besides....I'm getting over a hundred + hits a day and no bugger is saying owt in the comments...

You frightened of the truth or what?

....Let's be careful out there...especially of political correctness eh?

...and why not join me @ http://mixlr.com/4d-live-and-unleashed every Sunday @ 6pm UK time...just me and my views and my music...it could be fun!!!!

2012 Predictions....

Have a great Chrissie peeps and a peaceful New Year eh?

Prez Obama gets blown away at the next American election. Shame. I think he's probably a decent chap - which never bodes well in politics. Someone from something called 'The Tea Party' gets elected and the Earth gets nuked....If I'm right, prediction over.....although his wifey has got rather a fat bottom...

Call Me Dave Cameron finally gets fed up with Little Nicky Clegg and the Liberals and shoots the idiot. Admitedly this is long shot...oops..pardon the pun...

More likely, Argentina realise that America is fucked, Europe hate us (especially Napoleon Sarkozy and Fuhrer Merkel) and re-invade The Falklands. Britain, having suffered ludicrous cuts to its military send in troops who get the crap kicked out of them whilst Britain continues to give billions to Europe and India who are, in chronological order, stupid (Europe) and have a nuclear and space programme (India).

Call Me Dave Cameron suggests that it was incompetence by the military leadership rather than the disfunctional catapults and spud guns that caused the death of over a thousand British service men and women in the South Atlantic.....

Everybody says 'WTF?' and votes in Ed Milliband and The Labour Party who have already made super human efforts to bankrupt the country previously, at which point every sane, and insane, Englishman and woman leaves for New Zealand as it looks very nice and has Hobbits.

The Arab Spring turns into The Al Qaida Floor Show and everyone who isn't an Islamist in Egypt, Syria, Algeria, Libya and all those strange Arab places gets shot/hung/taxed or probably all three for being 'not an Islamist'.....

Greece calls on John Travolta to save them as they haven't realised the spelling is different in English and also fail to realise he's now both fat and believes in Martians...

Former Liverpool and Scotland football player Alan Hansen dresses up as a Black and White Minstrel on Match Of The Day in order to show his support for coloured players - who apparently prefer to be called 'black' thereby excluding Manchester United's Park Ji-Sung who clearly isn't black. Park Ji-Sung sues all black footballers for racism and shoots Sir Alex Ferguson for calling him 'yellow' after he avoids a 50/50 challenge in the Europa league....

Kevin Spacey re-makes the 2012 movie as 2020 when he realises if his 2012 movie is correct, he's fucked too.

Katy Price is arrested for raping Harvey. Harvey pleads insanity, Katy Price gets her tits out and Peter Andre is sent for counselling.....former footballer Dwight Yorke remains unavailable for comment...

Sharia Law is invoked in the County of Devon to avoid a strike by the Chef and Waiters of 'The Raj Pott' in Okehampton'....

A Northern England born Driving Instructor now residing in Hayes Town is arrested for losing what few marbles he has left and mowing down men in dresses and women who may or may not be women as they are hidden underneath large black Bedhouin tents in the High Street.....his driving student claims he shouted 'AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" before mowing said dress wearing men and Bedhouin tent wearing women down....

A new ginger cat arrives at The Dinners household by the name of 'Nushka' courtesy of Jax. Dinners has no idea how or why this has occured so feeds it anyway. The current cats A) Accept Nushka, B) Ignore Nushka, C) Beat the crap out of Nushka.

The Mayan's calender is proved accurate and we all die.......or

The Mayan's calender is proved bullshit and the World continues to turn......

I have no idea which I would prefer in so so many ways....

Happy New Year!

One For The Road.....

According to The Mayans - who the fuck were The Mayans anyroad? - the entire world will end in 2012 apart from Kevin Spacey and his ex wife and a few others including, according to the movie, The Queen and her Corgi's.

Now. I may be an animal lover but if it's a straight choice between me and a Corgi the Corgi is toast...end of....well it will be if I survive and there's bugger all else to eat...

I've found the 21st Century a bit sort of odd myself. Perhaps it's the fact that, despite my most strenuous objections, I am growing older. In fact, whilst admiting it is almost physically painful for me to accept I am actually starting to get old.

I used to think 'old' was about 30 on a good day.

On the plus side I was firmly convinced reaching 30 at all would be an unexpected bonus given the amount of unusual substances that have, in the past, meandered about my internal bits.

I suppose, given that above statement, I shouldn't complain.....but I am complaining!

I can handle getting old if everything works as it should and nothing of any consequence falls off but old age doesn't seem to work that way.

I admit I'm not immediately aware of anything falling off but...but...some things don't seem to be working quite as reliably as they once did.

My mind, for starters.

I rang The Dragon (my mother) the other day and she said 'Oh! Happy Birthday on Thursday...er...how old are you now?'

'Why thank you (you old bat why are you still alive?), how old am I? You're my mother!'

'Well! How old are you on Thursday?'

'I'm...er....I'm....erm.....I....er.....ang on...er....1957....er.....OH SHIT!'

'Don't swear at me!'

'I wasn't swearing AT you I was just swearing!...Jesus H fucking Christ! I'm 54!'

'I'm not talking to you if you swear' she said and hung up.

This was a good thing as I was about to swear far more violently than I had.

54?????????????

Excuse me....I need a bit of visual viagra to keep me from ending it all....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!....That's better....now...where was I?....Oh yes....getting older.....

Oh well....

As Grant Naylor so rightly said....

"You live, you die....the bit in between is called life....ENJOY!"

...Well...at least until my birthday next year which, according to The Mayans, whoever the fuck they are, is the end.

Bastards. They could have least had it for the day after my bloody birthday.

Anyroad. have a good Chrissie and a safe New Year peeps.

4D xx

I leave you with the songs of 2011.....and why not?

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Si thi in 2012 x

Fat Kids

Now look.

Saying someone is 'fat' is now classed as politically incorrect.

Shame.

You're fat. FAT FAT FAT.

Fat means you are eating too much and you are on the way to heart problems and diabetes and such like..

I am 'overweight'. I need to lose about 2 stone. I am not yet obese but, compared to healthy people, I AM fat. At least fat(ish)

Do I have a problem with anyone sayng I'm fat?

Yep. I'm not. At least not in comparison to so many kids and parents who wobble along our streets every day of the week.

Compared to them I'm a male Kate Moss.

You can't say 'fat' Dinners...it upsets them.

DILLIGAF?

Look you FAT piece of lard. Lose weight. FAT is NOT attractive. If you are FAT you are NOT attractive to anyone unless they are slightly perverted and have a perversion for 'fatness'.

At 53 I have a bit of a 'tummy'....possibly years of glorious alcohol abuse or possibly because I am now middle aged and the only excercise I get is blinking occasionally....I could mention many many many curries but that is probably a 'given' in my case..

If you have a child who is obese you are both stupid and cruel (unless in the highly unlikely eventuality they have a genuine problem that includes obesity)

99% of children are FAT because their parents have allowed them to be FAT and, are probably FAT themselves.

Some Doctor has suggested 'fat kids' need to be taken away from their parents and 'slimmed down'.

I agree.

FAT is not physically or visually attractive. Sorry Beth Ditto. Great voice but you are a tub of lard. Perhaps more to the point it's down right unhealthy.......

Now.

Slightly delicate territory here.

My bestest pal and baby bro, Barnsley Sime, is not small by any estimation.

He would even openly admit that he is not slim...indeed...he would openly admit that he is FAT....Very obese actually.

I love the guy. He is my baby bro.

He is, however, going to die before me (probably).

Why?

He is very FAT.

Admitedly a Scooter accident resulting in him almost losing his foot and restricting his mobility has hardly helped....

As I said above...there are exceptions to why people become obese.....however...there are also ways of addressing obesity even in extremiss.

Getting excercise when you can't walk much is somewhat tricky at best.

I believe Sime was 'big lad' before his accident so obesity was only around the corner and avoiding said corner was nigh on impossible after the accident...or was it?

I can't preach.

My belly stops me from preaching. My insatiable consumption of curry stops me from preaching.

I can change things.

Sime - with considerably more difficulty than me - can change things. FAT adults can change things should they so desire.

Even if, for medical reasons or circumstances they can't - or find it impossible to....

Kids can't.

If their parents - mainly fatties in my experience - continue to allow their kids to become increasingly 'fatties' then, albeit they love their kids, they have lost the right to keep them.

The current 'politically correct' world we live in is allowing parents who are, usually, fat, to make their kids fat as well.

That is unforgivable. It is 'child abuse'.

Be fat and happy by all means but don't visit your 'fatness' on your kids.

Am I in trouble again?...Probably...

Still...in the world we live in I am categorised as 'FAT' so if a 'fattie' can't say this who the fuck can???

DILLIGAF!

Well Hello Again!

This is the first post of the all new and shiny DILLIGAF.

I am now going to bed, to sleep - after a shag of course....

Over the next few days and weeks I will sort this shit out.

Oh boy....

Here we go again.....

I'll never learn will I?